Monday, October 19, 2009

The consequences of BLUE!

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Though this has nothing to do with the core issue (as Mushharaf would like to say it) the blog aims to discuss, I felt this post deserves a place here since it is a matter of public interest. So here we go, the consequences of BLUE!

1. A legislation has been introduced in the Parliament banning Zayed Khan from acting in front of an audience of more than 10 people

2. No one will call BLUE their favourite colour anymore

3. The men in BLUE (Team India) have decided to blame their bad performance on the film

4. All examiners will enforce negative marking for students using BLUE Ink

5. All ocean organisms will be suing the producers for showing them in bad light

6. Levis has projected a major fall revenues due to a drop in the sales of BLUE denims

7. 5 groups of treasure hunters have set out on a hunt to find the 90 crore treasure that had sunk during the production of BLUE

And I'm sure the true extent of the damage will be will be felt for decades to come!